Vladentine's Day

Aw, don’t cry…there’s always next year? 

I bought you the most powerful handheld on the market. 

@textfromhillary be my sexy-tary of state tonight? #VladentinesDay

Tastes like a combination of red velvet and plutonium…mostly plutonium #VladentinesDay

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life than being really, ridiculously good looking?  I haven’t.

I wish I knew how to quit you… #VladentinesDay

The answer is yes…these chaps are ass-less.  

This #VladentinesDay, you have to lift off to get off

Doubles Champions, Moscow ‘86. Look it up. #VladentinesDay

I’m hooked on a feeling today.  Happy #VladentinesDay, ladies! 

This flying V is for Vladentine’s Day <3 VP

Looks like someone needs a hug…#poutinputin

I don’t know about bipartisan, but I’m all for bicurious…

Mitt may have binders of women…but I have gulags of women.  <3 VP

@Beyonce, I only need one more single lady for a perfect 100. Will you put my love on top? (what @S_C_?)