Love letters from a global badass.
Posted 1 year ago
Aw, don’t cry…there’s always next year?
I bought you the most powerful handheld on the market.
@textfromhillary be my sexy-tary of state tonight? #VladentinesDay
Tastes like a combination of red velvet and plutonium…mostly plutonium #VladentinesDay
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life than being really, ridiculously good looking? I haven’t.
I wish I knew how to quit you… #VladentinesDay
The answer is yes…these chaps are ass-less.
This #VladentinesDay, you have to lift off to get off
Doubles Champions, Moscow ‘86. Look it up. #VladentinesDay
I’m hooked on a feeling today. Happy #VladentinesDay, ladies!
This flying V is for Vladentine’s Day <3 VP
Looks like someone needs a hug…#poutinputin
I don’t know about bipartisan, but I’m all for bicurious…
Mitt may have binders of women…but I have gulags of women. <3 VP
@Beyonce, I only need one more single lady for a perfect 100. Will you put my love on top? (what @S_C_?)