Vladentine's Day

I promise to let you finish first tonight. <3 VP

The answer is yes…these chaps are ass-less.  

Doubles Champions, Moscow ‘86. Look it up. #VladentinesDay

@eltonjohndotcom, can you feel the love tonight?  <3 VP

Looks like someone needs a hug…#poutinputin

I don’t know about bipartisan, but I’m all for bicurious…

@Beyonce, I only need one more single lady for a perfect 100. Will you put my love on top? (what @S_C_?)

in excelsis Deo

Fertilized? 

Your love is like the last meatball. nomnomnom.

I can hold my breath for quite awhile. <3 VP

Hey @onedirection, MY love goes both ways. (@justinbieber, i’m so over you) <3 VP 

My other wife is a furry.  

BREAKING: You won my heart in a landslide victory!

Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame.  <3 VP