Love letters from a global badass.
Posted 9 months ago
Aw, don’t cry…there’s always next year?
I bought you the most powerful handheld on the market.
I promise to let you finish first tonight. <3 VP
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life than being really, ridiculously good looking? I haven’t.
The answer is yes…these chaps are ass-less.
I’m hooked on a feeling today. Happy #VladentinesDay, ladies!
This flying V is for Vladentine’s Day <3 VP
@eltonjohndotcom, can you feel the love tonight? <3 VP
Looks like someone needs a hug…#poutinputin
I don’t know about bipartisan, but I’m all for bicurious…
Mitt may have binders of women…but I have gulags of women. <3 VP
Posted 10 months ago
Your love is like the last meatball. nomnomnom.
I can hold my breath for quite awhile. <3 VP
Hey @onedirection, MY love goes both ways. (@justinbieber, i’m so over you) <3 VP